i think about weird stuff...

One trouble I dont mind getting into.

marcusleongsw — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:07:14 +0000

So true

marcusleongsw — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:38:21 +0000

this is awesome

marcusleongsw — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:40:57 +0000

love this cover of the killer’s ‘human’ by robbie williams! pretty impressed! i love live lounge!!

china, in the eyes of the locals.

marcusleongsw — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:45:42 +0000

saw this on shanghaiist.com. quite interesting i must say.

attached an actual china map for those who dont know where is what in china.

Mencia

marcusleongsw — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:43:41 +0000

crude, but fucking hilarious. and damn bloody true.

L.V.

marcusleongsw — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:34:48 +0000

Recently watch a vid by Peter Chao bitching out his gf.

his advice when you know you aint gonna win a quarral with your stupid bitch…. there’s only 1 solution….Buy her a Louis Vuitton..

Guaranteed she Shut The Fuck Up. wash the dishes, do the laundry, cook for you, suck your cock, make you a sandwitch. No problem!

Catch the vid here..

Hilarious. especially the dresser part.

oh and i cant afford a L.V. does that mean no cocksucks sandwitches? damn it.

I told you i think about weird stuff…

marcusleongsw — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:23:41 +0000

I was just thinking…can you think of words that mean the same thing seperately, but still make perfect sense when put together? I can. FUCKING SHAG.

whats that? spiderwebs on my blog? no way…

marcusleongsw — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:51:18 +0000

hey im back. been a while. actually im just snappy and i need an avenue to rant. and all you smarty pants out there know that its never wise to rant at people close to you, people like say, your gf. before you’re even done ranting, she goes into a bitchfit and makes all the issues about herself. am i fat, am i outbreaky, you are checking out her boobs, you are more huggable lately (read:getting pui), yah-dah yah-dah. stfu already.

(Disclaimer: If you are my gf and you are reading this, eeeeekKK!!! now, now, just put your cursor at the top right hand corner of your screen and click the X button right about now.turn away and go dance to taylor swift. love ya! Don’t know if its the same for mac but ya know what i mean. =p )

whoever invented the idea of blogging is one smart muthafucker. can rant and kbkbkb all you want, get all you feelings out and its all good. wordpress aint gonna judge what you write and say stuff like ‘hey you are being a jerk.’ back in your face. but im guessing its a girl who started blogging. for guys, we have PORN. hey you feel good with the good visual, you get your feelings out (SSSSPPPPLLLLAAAAT!!!!!), and the other party just works to make you happy. whats not to like?

Talking ’bout porn and stuff, i heard a word from a dickheadfriendofmine recently and found it quite amusing.

Pro⋅cras⋅tur⋅bate [proh-kras-tuh-bay-et, pruh-] verb, -nat⋅ed, -nat⋅ing.

1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
E.g. I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.

Well come on, admit it. Who doesn’t procrasturbate. Those who just went “nah-uh, not me”, fucking liars. Anyway, I procrasturbate quite a lot. Well not masturbate per say but I tend to slack even though I have a shitload of work to do. Case in point, right now! Ive got 1quiz,1project,1presentation due next week, exams in 2 weeks time, and here I am blogging. And I just watched the latest episode of 30Rock (Katrina Bowden is HOTHOTHOT!).

Oh oh here are some excerpts of a news article I saw recently….

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women’s breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

“Just 10 mins of looking at the charms of a well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

“For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease”

“should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger”

No wonder. My heart has been feeling weak all these years. Need more boobies.
(Disclaimer 2: Dear, you boobies are fine, and I love you for who you are. but why are u still here!!)

well, so yea. its exams in 2 weeks, and as you guys can see im bloody disgrunted at everything and i just need to rant. grrrr. bite me..well i need some help here. Anyone knows how to fucking change the url of my blog? im not going to china anymore. ive been there and im back and now i want to change it. any idea how?

well this is the end of my bloody long post. wordpress sucks. gotta do this post twice cos it just hung on me. cb. anyway, im off to go work out. need to get some cardio.

what??? gym??? slog like a pig, work every muscule group?? u must be kidding me. why put yourself thru all those when you have………….

lastly..

pays to be a student.

marcusleongsw — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:02:32 +0000

heh… half price abortion with student card. only in china…

im glad i did shanghai.

marcusleongsw — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:40:29 +0000

this is so damn cool. brings back the memories after seeing some places that i’ve been to. atop huashan, at xian city walls, shanxi…been there done that. also made me feel that even after 5months plus in china there are still so many places that ive not gone to. seeing pictures of hami, gansu, dunhuang, urumqi reminds me of the final trip that could have been if not for the riots. bah. wanna go back to china! for holiday. hahaa. miss shanghai. miss the people, the food, the view of SWFC right outside my window every morning, the cheap taxi, the shopping, the taobao.com-ing, the hanging out with gip friends, the running around century park, the do-whatever-i-want-whenever-i-want, the cheap beer, the XTD/NJXL/NJDL/RMGC/LJZ/XJH, the travelling around during the weekends and so much more. dont get me wrong, im glad to be back in SG. its home. its where all things dear to me are.i just miss shanghai.

well its back to the normal lifestyle again. sch starts today. in fact i gotta be in sch in like 3hrs time. yet another sem. hope all goes well. gogogo!

on another note, hope all my friends in china are doing well and not affected by typhoon morakot!